The meeting was called to discuss the pressing matter of who ate the last donut in the break room.
Attendees: Bob, Carol, and Dave.
Summary:
Bob: I did not eat the donut. I swear.
Carol: That's not true, Bob. I saw you with crumbs on your shirt.
Bob: That's just a little thing I like to call "donut-inspired artistic expression."
Carol: You're just trying to deflect, Bob. I know it was you.
Resolution:
None. The donut remains missing, but the tension remains.