Reports from Our Doomsayers
We are the Department of Underwhelming Encounters, a team of expert doom-mongers and negativity specialists. Our job is to predict, prepare for, and report on the inevitable collapse of society, the apocalypse, and other underwhelming events.
Here are some of our most notable reports:
Report 001: The Coffee Machine Broke
It happened on a fateful morning in the break room. The coffee machine, a stalwart workhorse of the office, suddenly stopped dispensing its precious brew. The room was plunged into darkness and despair.
Link to full report: Coffee Machine Broke
Report 002: The IT Guy Left His Lunch On The Floor (Again)
Another day, another abandoned lunch on the floor. This one was particularly pungent, and the smell of rotting leftovers wafted through the halls, a constant reminder of our own mortality.
Link to full report: IT Guy Left His Lunch On The Floor (Again)
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