THE PLAN

Our savior plan, as dictated by the Great Leader, involves:

• Step 1: Wake up early, before the apocalypse.
• Step 2: Eat a bowl of cereal, but not just any cereal.
• Step 3: Call the authorities, but not the ones we actually have.
• Step 4: Build a bunker, but not just any bunker.
• Step 5: Invite all your enemies to a party, but only after they've been sufficiently humiliated.

And, of course, step 6: Phase Two: The Reckoning