Our Team's Annual Report 2021: The Year of Chaos and Mediocrity

Executive Summary

We're not really sure what happened this year, but it seems like we survived. Mostly. Maybe.

Key Statistics:

• Employee turnover: 37%
• Project completion rate: 0%
• Coffee consumed: 4,127 gallons

Notable Events:

• The CEO accidentally superglued their shoes to the floor during a meeting.
• The marketing team was outsourced to a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated monkeys.
• The company cat, Mr. Whiskers, was promoted to Director of Napping and Relaxation.

Looking Forward:

We're hoping for better things in 2022. But let's be real, it's just another year.

Read our 2022 vision and misdirection report View our 2021 awards and accolades (or lack thereof)