Executive Summary
We're not really sure what happened this year, but it seems like we survived. Mostly. Maybe.
Key Statistics:
- Employee turnover: 37%
- Project completion rate: 0%
- Coffee consumed: 4,127 gallons
Notable Events:
- The CEO accidentally superglued their shoes to the floor during a meeting.
- The marketing team was outsourced to a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated monkeys.
- The company cat, Mr. Whiskers, was promoted to Director of Napping and Relaxation.
Looking Forward:
We're hoping for better things in 2022. But let's be real, it's just another year.
Read our 2022 vision and misdirection report
View our 2021 awards and accolades (or lack thereof)