It is hereby resolved that all socks, regardless of their color, pattern, or material, shall be stored in a single drawer in the top left corner of the closet.
This resolution aims to reduce the time and energy spent searching for matching socks and to promote a more harmonious and peaceful household environment.
Furthermore, it is resolved that any sock that goes missing shall be considered a "Lost Sock," and its disappearance shall be investigated by the Sock Investigation Committee (SIC).
The SIC shall consist of three members: the Sock Whisperer, the Sock Sage, and the Sock Sensei. They shall work together to find the missing sock and bring it back to its rightful place in the sock drawer.
Finally, it is resolved that any member of the household found guilty of hiding or hoarding socks shall be subject to a penalty of 30 minutes of extra chores.
Passed by the Sock Council on February 27, 2023.