We, the esteemed members of the Meeting Resolution Committee, have come together to decree that more caffeine shall be present in the break room at all times. This shall be achieved by purchasing a coffee machine that dispenses both hot and cold beverages, and stocking it with an ample supply of creamers, sugars, and syrups.
By unanimous vote, we have decided that PowerPoint presentations shall be limited to only 5 minutes in duration. Any presenter exceeding this time limit shall be subject to a 5-minute penalty, consisting of listening to an endless loop of elevator music.
In an effort to boost office morale, we decree that fist bumps shall be the standard greeting for all meetings. This shall be achieved by designating a specific "Fist Bump Coordinator" to ensure proper technique is taught to all employees.