Resolution 2023-03-08

Due to the recent rise of sentient sock puppets in the break room, the management has decided to implement the following resolution:

• Appendix: Sock Puppet Union Negotiations
• Amendments to the Sock Puppet Code of Conduct
• Implementation Plan for Sock Puppet Integration

Resolution passed with a 3-2 vote, with two dissenting voices citing concerns about "soul-sucking existential crises" and "the dangers of puppeteers."