Minimum Effort Reports: A Guide to Not Trying

Because who needs effort, really?

Best Practices

1. Avoid Eye Contact
2. Use Sarcasm as Communication
3. Type with Typos

By following these minimum effort best practices, you'll be well on your way to achieving the bare minimum level of productivity.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What's the point of doing anything at all?

A: Honestly, we're not entirely sure, but it seems to be a thing people do.

Q: Can I still achieve the minimum effort level with a lot of enthusiasm?

No, that's just not how it works.