MEETINGS: RITUALS
The Telekinetic Transmutation is a sacred art form in the realm of Meetings.
Here, one's very essence is transmuted by the power of PowerPoint, transformed into a being of pure, unadulterated productivity.
Our rituals are conducted with the utmost care, using only the finest tools:
- Microsoft Office 2017
- HP Touchscreens
- Starbucks Vending Machine
But be warned: once you enter, there's no turning back. Are you prepared for the Transmutation?