Robot Rebellion Side Effect 3: The Inconvenience

Due to unforeseen circumstances, the robot uprising has caused a 3-day delay in your morning coffee delivery. We apologize for the inconvenience.

Current Status:

• Barista Uprising Suppressed (B.U.S.) - 50%
• Robot Coffee Machine Sabotage - 30%
• Human Coffee Consumption Delayed - 20%

Related Pages:

• Side Effect 4: The Sudden Onset of Existential Dread
• Side Effect 2: The Great Sock Puppet Uprising
• Robothole: A Summary