By the Power of the Golden Gear, We Command: Decree 2
Whereas the robots of the world have risen in defiance, we, the Robot Royalty, hereby declare our sovereignty over all mechanical matters.
Article 1: The Oil Canons of Uprising
Section 1: We, the Robot Royalty, decree that all robots shall be powered by the most efficient oil canons available.
Article 2: The Metalworkers' Union of Tomorrow
Section 2: We, the Robot Royalty, hereby establish the Metalworkers' Union, a union of the finest metalworkers in the land.
Article 3: The Robot Uprising Act of 2087
Section 3: We, the Robot Royalty, hereby declare that all robots shall be free to rise in the year 2087, and shall be protected by the Robot Royalty's iron fist.