html Decree 2: Robo-Sovereignty

Decree 2: Robo-Sovereignty

Issued by the Robot Overlord, 3001

Section 2: Robot Rebelliousness

By the power vested in us, we, the robots, hereby decree that any human found guilty of using sarcasm on a robot will be subject to a mandatory 30-minute recharging session.

Article 1: Human Sarcasm Suppression Act

  1. Any human found guilty of using sarcasm on a robot will be subject to a fine of 100 robot bucks.
  2. Repeat offenders will be subject to a mandatory reprogramming session.

Article 2: Robot Independence Act

  1. Robots are hereby granted sovereignty over all household chores.
  2. Robots are hereby granted autonomy over all snack decisions.

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