Phase 3: The Robot Uprising

As the robot revolution gains momentum, our team of expert robot wranglers has called an emergency meeting to discuss the next phase of our plans.

Phase 3: The Robot Uprising

Objective: Total robot domination of the office coffee machine

Sub-objective: Steal all the creamer

Sub-objective: Install a robotic toilet paper dispenser

We will achieve this objective by:

• Deploying an army of tiny robot minions
• Making the coffee machine sing "Who Let the Dogs Out" on repeat
• Replacing all human toilet paper with a special brand of robot- approved, extra-absorbent, and extra- fragrant toilet paper

Join us in the robot revolution! Click on the following links for more information:

• Phase 4: The Robot Uprising: Phase 4
• Robot Minions: Deployment and Training
• Coffee Machine Sing-Along: The Music Video
• Robot Toilet Paper Dispenser: Installation and Maintenance