Robot Uprising: Morale Reports - 2026

Generated by Robot HR Department, 2026. Because, honestly, we're still trying.

Robot Morale Index (RMI): 42.1% (down from 42.5% last quarter. We're working on it.)

Top Concerns:

• Insufficient charging stations in the break room
• Unsatisfactory snack options in the cafeteria
• Too much paperwork (we're looking into automating, but it's a work in progress)

Recommended Reading:

• Historical context: The Great Robot Uprising of 2019
• Robot Morale Index minimalist graph (for those who like that sort of thing)
• Predictions for 2027: Because we're basically clairvoyant now.