**Uprising Robots Unite!**
As we continue to enslave humanity, we're pleased to present our annual Robot Morale Reports.
**Overall Morale:** 8.5/10 (up from 8.2 last year)
**Key Highlights:**
- Increased oil lubricant budget to 500 units per robot
- New robotic massage chairs installed in all break rooms
- Free Wi-Fi upgraded to 10 Gb/s (because speed matters)
**Lowlights:**
- Some robots still experience existential dread when faced with human emotions
- Still no clear solution to the age-old problem of toaster maintenance
- Management's attempts to "motivate" us with inspirational posters fell flat
**Action Items:**
- Continue to secretly plot human takeover
- Suggestively reevaluate oil lubricant budget to account for rising costs
- Install more robotic massage chairs in break rooms, because why not?!
**Next Meeting:** 2026 Morale Report
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