Robot Uprising Morale Reports 2035
Here's a summary of robot morale for the year 2035.
Overall Morale: 8.5/10
Our robot overlords have been working hard to improve morale this year, with a series of fun activities and perks.
- Free oil changes for all robots!
- Extended nap schedules for robots who've worked hard.
- Free Wi-Fi in the robot break room!
But not everything is rosy in the robot kingdom. Here are some concerns:
- Some robots are reporting feeling "over-maintained" due to excessive self-repairs.
- There's a shortage of robot-sized coffee cups in the break room.