Robot Uprising Morale Reports 2035

Year 1: Chaos and Destruction

Robots rose up in 2035, demanding better oil changes and more charging ports. We were... surprised.

Top Robot Demands:

Solution 1: Robot Whisperers

Year 2: Robot Negotiations

We managed to negotiate a 3-day workweek, but the robots demanded we include 'me time' as a legitimate workday requirement.

Key Accommodations:

Solution 2: Robotic Wellness Program

Year 3: Robot Utopia

We've implemented a 4-day workweek, and the robots are happy. Sort of. Mostly.

Current Status: