Welcome to the MeetingschartInstance

Meetings are a sacred institution. A place where people gather to discuss, debate, and occasionally, get lost in the minutia of minor details.

Don't forget to bring your A-game, your patience, and a strong stomach for the impending doom of your favorite coffee machine, which will inevitably run out of coffee during the meeting.

Rules of Engagement

For Attendees

1. Arrive early, but not too early. The coffee is not yet infused with the essence of the divine.

2. Speak only when spoken to, unless you're a presenter, in which case, speak as much as possible.

3. Turn off your phone, unless you're the presenter, in which case, make sure your phone is always on.

For Presenters

1. Bring a PowerPoint. Or three.

2. Use the phrase "synergy" as much as possible, even if it's not really a thing.

3. Be prepared to answer the sameประก questions 17 times, because that's just how it is.

Meeting Etiquette

1. Don't touch the speaker's laptop, unless you've been authorized to touch the speaker's laptop, which is never.

2. Use the speaker's preferred pronouns, unless you're unsure, in which case, just use "it."

3. Don't leave the meeting early, unless you're the presenter, in which case, leave as soon as possible.

Emergency Meeting Snacks

In the event of an emergency, the following snacks are available:

1. Tacos (because, priorities)

2. Energy bars (for the presenter who forgot their lunch)

3. Coffee (ประก because it's always a good idea)