Attendance Takedown

Due to an unfortunate series of events, our attendance numbers have reached an all-time low. It's time to take drastic measures. See Memorandum

Reasons for the Attendance Takedown

• The meeting started 5 minutes late due to a 'technical difficulty.'
• The coffee machine was out of order.
• There was no free pizza.

Consequences

Those who are not present for the next 3 meetings will be subject to:

• Re-education through mandatory attendance
• Loss of privileges
• Forced watching of 'The Meeting That Never Ends.'

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