This meeting will last for an indefinite amount of time, potentially forever. Come prepared with an empty stomach and a strong sense of despair.
This meeting will be replaced with an email that will be sent to you in 30 days. Come prepared to discuss the meaning of life in 30 minutes or less.
This meeting will involve eating sandwiches and pretending to be interested in someone else's project. Come prepared to fake enthusiasm and pretend to care.
This meeting will involve making a list of things to do, only to realize that the list will never actually get done. Come prepared to feel productive and unproductive at the same time.
This meeting will last for exactly 30 minutes, during which time you will be forced to listen to someone else's PowerPoint presentation about their weekend.