8:00 AM - Wake up, stretch, and wonder why you still have to do this.
9:00 AM - Breakfast: A desperate attempt to fuel up for the impending doom.
10:00 AM - Meeting with marketing: A never-ending cycle of PowerPoint and pointless jargon.
Afternoon of Suffering (11:00 AM - 3:00 PM)
Yesterday's Meeting Minutes (for reference)
Remember, it's all just a never-ending cycle of despair... Ask HR for help.