Important Notice: Meetings have been paused due to excessive use of passive-aggressive eye-rolling.
It has come to our attention that several members of this team have been engaging in excessive use of eye-rolling, which has caused a temporary pause in all meetings.
As a result, we will be implementing a new policy of mandatory, 10-minute breaks between all presentations. This will give everyone a chance to collect themselves and reapply their eye-liner.
During this time, please take a few deep breaths, stretch your neck, and remember that you are all winners.
Meetings will resume once the air has been sufficiently cleared.
For your convenience, we have created a Meeting Break Buddy Program to help you navigate this challenging time.