Where the most elite and intelligent individuals gather to design the most advanced, absurd, and utterly useless machines known to humanity.
Where the art of robotics meets pure chaos.
Meet the infamous "Bolt-5000", a robot capable of reciting the entirety of "Hamlet" backwards while performing the Macarena.
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Apply now and join the ranks of the most esteemed and feared individuals in the field of supercomputing.