Sock Puppet Fighting Techniques

Welcome, young meeting warriors, to the esteemed art of Sock Puppet Fighting. This ancient discipline has been perfected by the great Lord Boris over a lifetime of, ahem, "productively" using meetings to bend others to his will.

Basic Techniques:

• 1. The Sock Puppet Jab - A devastating combination of a raised eyebrow and a well-placed whisper.
• 2. The Puppeteer's Pinch - A precision maneuver requiring great skill and a delicate touch.
• 3. Parries and Counterpunches - A series of lightning-fast reflexes to outmaneuver even the most agile puppets.

Advanced Techniques:

The Master of Ceremonies

A rare and exotic technique requiring mastery of all basic moves, a commanding presence, and a healthy dose of charisma.

The Puppeteer's Revenge

A dark and sinister move, best employed against those who have wronged you in the past.