Actual Solutions for the Utterly Unproductive

Actual Solutions 1: The Art of Doing Nothing

1. Do Absolutely Nothing

Meetings prophets have been doing it for years. It's a time-honored tradition.

This solution has been proven to increase productivity by 0%.

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Actual Solutions 2: The Science of Overpreparedness

2. Overprepare for Every Possible Outcome

Meetings prophets have been overpreparing for centuries. It's a science.

This solution has been proven to increase productivity by -50%.

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Actual Solutions 3: The Art of Pretending to Listen

3. Pretend to Listen While Thinking of Something Else

Meetings prophets have mastered the art of multitasking.

This solution has been proven to increase productivity by 0.001%.

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