It's been 24 hours since the emergency meeting, and things are getting weird. Reports of missing donuts have been flooding in, and some people are even accusing the CEO of being a shapeshifter.
The committee has been working tirelessly to find the missing donuts, but our efforts have been hindered by an unexpected rain storm that flooded the conference room.
Check out our Rain Protocol Report for more information on how we're handling this unexpected turn of events.
As for the CEO, we're not saying anything, but let's just say that our HR department is "concerned" about the situation.
Read the latest on the CEO Investigation for more on this developing story.