Attendees:
- Bob Smith - CEO of "I'm Late Again Inc."
- Jane Doe - Expert on Procrastination Techniques
- John "The Boss" Doe - Known for his Impromptu Meetings
- Jane's Sister - Only there for free donuts
- John's Brother - Because he couldn't find his way to the cafeteria
- HR Rep - To document the inevitable chaos
- IT Guy - To reboot the projector 5 times