The Emergency Meeting Protocol is a comprehensive guide for handling the most unexpected, yet inevitable, situations in the office.
| Step 1: Panic | Call the fire alarm, but only if the fire alarm is actually on fire. |
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| Step 2: Gather | Assemble all team members, including the intern who's always on their phone. |
| Step 3: Discuss | Debate the meaning of life, the universe, and the importance of being on time for meetings. |
| Step 4: Decide | Vote on whether or not to have pizza for lunch, and if so, what toppings. |
| Step 5: Execute | Implement the decisions made in Step 4, while simultaneously checking your email. |
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