The Counter-Proposal: A Meeting Within a Meeting Within a Meeting

As you may know, the original proposal was met with resounding disinterest. In response, we are now proposing a counter-proposal. This is not a drill. Or is it?

Key points:

More meetings. Lots more meetings.
More coffee. We're talking 3am, 4am, 5am... you get the idea.
No actual work will be done during these meetings, because, well, that would be counterproductive.

For those who wish to attend, please RSVP to let us know you're coming. Or not.

Subpages:

Counter-Counter-Proposal: The Meeting That Never Ends
Committee of Experts in Counter-Proposal Development

Back to the Emergency Meeting (Note: I took some liberties with the URL to make it more readable and fitting for the content. Let me know if you'd like me to adjust it!)