Meeting called by: Boredom McSnoozle to discuss the utter lack of excitement in our lives.
Bored Squad Report: We're all just so, so bored. We need to do something.
Motion 1: Let's all just take a nap. Motion carried.
Motion 2: Who needs sleep, anyway? We'll just play video games for the next 48 hours. Motion carried.
Action Items:
Boredom Committee Report: We're all just so, so bored. It's a real thing.
Meeting adjourned by: Boredom McSnoozle at 3:14 PM, precisely.
We'll be having another emergency meeting in exactly 5 minutes and 32 seconds, because, you know, we're just that bored.