We, as a committee, are faced with a grave crisis: are our snack portions too small? Too large?
Our team members are divided. Some claim that the current portion sizes are an affront to the very concept of snacking, while others claim they are the epitome of snacking perfection.
It has come to our attention that the current snack-to-employee ratio is woefully imbalanced, leading to widespread discontent and, in some cases, outright rebellion.
We propose that the following portion sizes be adopted immediately:
Chips: 10% increase
Crackers: 20% decrease
Cookies: 5% adjustment (towards larger cookies)
We implore you, esteemed colleagues, to consider the fate of our snack future. The time for snacking reform is now.
Read the Reform Implementation Plan View the Scientific Study on Snack Sizes