Emergency Meeting: Snack-to-Body Mass Index Decisions

As of 2023-03-15, the Snack-to-Body Mass Index (SBMI) has been deemed a national emergency.

Attend this meeting to discuss the crisis.

Agenda:

1. Declare National Snack Emergency (NSE) status
2. Establish Snack-to-Body Mass Index (SBMI) as the new standard unit of measurement
3. Debate the merits of Doritos versus Cheetos as the new national snack food