Emergency Meeting of the Distribution Committee: Snack Procurement and Emergency Protocols

Due to an unexpected dip in morale, the Distribution Committee will convene in emergency session to address the snack deficit. Agenda items include:

Snack Procurement and Emergency Protocols

1. Investigate the pantry for hidden reserves of Doritos and Cheetos.

2. Establish an emergency snack budget to ensure adequate funding for the next 3 hours.