Remember, these rules are in place to ensure the survival of all meeting participants. Any questions or disputes should be directed to the Snack Rationing Authority (SRA) immediately.
Due to unforeseen circumstances, the snack budget has been severely compromised. To avoid further catastrophe, we've established these strict rules.
1. Snacks will only be issued during scheduled emergency meetings.
2. Each meeting participant is limited to one emergency snack per meeting.
3. No hoarding or stockpiling of snacks is allowed.
4. Any attempts to trade or sell snacks for non-sensical items (e.g., "I'll give you a cookie for your favorite pen") will result in immediate termination from the meeting.
Remember, these rules are in place to ensure the survival of all meeting participants. Any questions or disputes should be directed to the Snack Rationing Authority (SRA) immediately.