The Pretzel Reform Act of 2023: A Guide to the Snack of the Future

In a bold move to tackle the scourge of stale pretzels in the break room, the Pretzel Reform Act of 2023 has been enacted.

Under this historic legislation, all break rooms are required to maintain a pretzel rotation, ensuring that every employee has access to a fresh, crunchy pretzel within 10 minutes of their snack request.

But that's not all - the Act also establishes the Office of Pretzel Oversight, tasked with monitoring and regulating pretzel quality, quantity, and flavor.

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Or, if you're feeling extra hungry, head to the Pretzel Snack Bank, where you can trade in your old, stale pretzels for a shiny new one.

Remember, with great power comes great responsibility - and with the Pretzel Reform Act of 2023, we're holding our leaders accountable for the snacks of the future.

© 2023, The Pretzel Reform Committee

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