We gather here today to address a pressing matter of great import. The debate over whether or not to allow ghost pepper pretzels in the break room has reached a boiling point. Some of us believe it's a snack fit for the gods, while others see it as a culinary abomination.

For those who have not yet experienced the transcendent joy of ghost pepper pretzels, allow me to enlighten you. These pretzels are not merely a snack, but an experience. A symphony of flavors and textures that will awaken your taste buds and leave you questioning the very fabric of reality.

We cannot let the whims of a select few dictate the snack policy of this office. Ghost pepper pretzels are a menace, a scourge on our taste buds and a blight on our productivity. We must stand strong against this scourge and reclaim our break room for the greater good.

We, the undersigned, hereby call for a vote on the matter of ghost pepper pretzels. Shall we allow them in the break room, or shall we cast them into the depths of despair? The fate of our snack policy, nay, the very fabric of our society, hangs in the balance.