Meeting: Ghost Pepper Pretzel Disputes

We are here today to discuss the very real issue of ghost pepper pretzels in emergency situations.

It has come to our attention that the emergency exit routes are infested with ghost pepper pretzels. These pretzels are not only delicious but also pose a significant threat to our productivity and overall office morale.

Our mission is to find a solution that balances individual snacking freedom with the needs of the team. We will discuss possible options, including but not limited to:

• Implementing a pretzel-free zone around the emergency exit
• Designating specific snack times for ghost pepper pretzel consumption
• Establishing a pretzel-free rotation schedule

Let us work together to create a safer, pretzel-free workplace.

Or, if you'd like to take it up with our resident Pretzel-Enthusiast-in-Chief, click here to schedule a meeting.

Current Proposals:

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