Today, the company's top brass gathered in an emergency meeting to address the burning question: should we allow ghost pepper pretzels in the break room? Our expert, Dr. Pretzelstein, will guide us through the intricacies of the matter.
Based on extensive research, I, Dr. Pretzelstein, have found that ghost pepper pretzels pose no real danger to the break room. In fact, they can be quite...enlightening.
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