02. Whether to Allow Ghost Pepper Pretzels

Emergency Meeting Minutes

Meeting Called By: Management

Date: Yesterday (but let's pretend it was today)

Attendees: John, Jane, Bob, and the Intern

• John: We can't let the employees have ghost pepper pretzels, it's a safety hazard.
• Jane: But they're delicious!
• Bob: I've seen the look in their eyes, it's a gateway to a world of suffering.
• Intern: *nervous laughter*

Previous Decision: Whether to Allow Wasabi Peas Next Meeting: Pretzel Safety Protocols