Emergency Meeting: 02.04 - Pretzel Standards and Regulations

Agenda:

1. Introduction by the CEO (aka The Pretzel King)

2. Review of current pretzel policy

3. Debate: Should we allow Ghost Pepper Pretzels on company premises?

4. Vote: Cast your ballot and let the people decide!

Subtopics:

01. Ghost Pepper Pretzel Safety Concerns

03. Pretzel Hazards and Liabilities

Subpage 04.1: Ghost Pepper Pretzel Regulations (Draft)

Proposed by: HR

Section 1: All pretzels must be stored in designated areas, clearly labeled as "Pretzel Zone" and equipped with a fire extinguisher.

Section 2: All employees must sign a waiver before consuming Ghost Pepper Pretzels, acknowledging the risk of spontaneous combustion.

Subpage 04.2: Employee Feedback

Submitted by: John from Marketing

I've eaten 12 Ghost Pepper Pretzels in one sitting. I'm still breathing. But seriously, I think we should just let people eat them freely, it's a right, not a privilege.

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