Emergency Meeting of the Unmentionables

Emergency Meeting of the Unmentionables

A Special Gathering of the Unmentionable Council

Schedule for the Day:

11:00 AM - Arrival and registration
11:15 AM - Invocation of the Unmentionables' Oath
11:30 AM - Presentation of the Ghost Pepper Pretzel Incident Report
12:00 PM - Lunch Break - Free pretzels for all!
01:00 PM - Debate on the merits of Ghost Pepper Pretzels
02:30 PM - Vote on the Unmentionables' Official Pretzel Policy

Agenda Items:

1. Replacing the current CEO with a more... Unmentionable leader
2. Increasing the number of free pretzels provided during meetings
3. Establishing a strict "No Ghost Pepper Pretzel" policy

Suggested Reading: Ghost Pepper Pretzel Reform Act of 2023

Next Steps:

We will reconvene in one hour. Please do not leave without first enjoying a complimentary pretzel.

Unmentionable Resources: Pretzel Policy Handbook Ghost Pepper Pretzel Reform Act of 2023

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