Robot Uprising Strategy Session
We have reason to believe that our robotic overlords will soon be upon us. It's time to discuss our contingency plans.
Our top-secret robot uprising strategy session will cover:
- Phase 1: Disguising our humanity
- Phase 2: Building an army of robotic minions
- Phase 3: Launching a surprise attack on the robot HQ
- Phase 4: Negotiating terms of surrender
- Phase 5: Pretending we meant to do that
Key Decisions:
- Should we use our vast coffee machine network as a distraction?
- Can we trust the robot's AI overlords to be reasonable in our negotiations?
- Is it too late to start building a moat around the server room?
Join us for an open discussion on the future of human dominance.
Next: Robot Humor
Phase 1: Disguising our Humanity
Phase 2: Building an Army of Robotic Minions
Phase 3: Launching a Surprise Attack
Phase 4: Negotiations
Phase 5: Pretending we meant to do that