Robot Uprising Strategy Session

Today's agenda: Robot Sympathy Protocol discussion, followed by lunch, and then Emergency Bacon Provisioning

Action Items:

• Review and revise the Robot Sympathy Protocol
• Determine the optimal number of robot hugs to be performed daily
• Prioritize emergency bacon provisioning for maximum morale boost

Notes:

Minutes from the last meeting: Robot Sympathy Protocol discussion was a success, but attendees reported a 3.4% increase in robotic existential dread

Recommended reading: Robot Sympathy Protocol Manual

Next Steps:

Next meeting: Phase 2 Battle Simulation in 2 weeks

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