Today's agenda is shrouded in mystery. Rumors of a surprise announcement have been circulating, but nothing concrete has been confirmed.
Will the CEO finally reveal the truth about the free snacks? Will the new intern be asked to leave after only two weeks? Stay tuned for more updates as they become available.
Minute 15 Standings: Who's Running the Show?
Breaking Biscuit News: Freshly Baked and Ready to be Devoured
Adjournment Announcements: The Clock is Ticking
This meeting is brought to you by the letter "S" and the number "42". Don't forget to bring your lunch.