Agenda:
- Discuss why meetings are a waste of time
- Establish a new, more efficient way of communicating
- Assign tasks to individuals to avoid future meetings
Notes:
- John: "I'd rather eat a whole jar of wasabi sauce than attend another meeting"
- Jane: "I agree, let's just send emails instead"
- Bob: "But how will I know if I'm doing the right thing? What if I get it wrong?"
- John: "Just wing it, Bob. It's not like it'll matter"
Resolution:
We shall avoid meetings and use the power of the internet to communicate. All tasks shall be assigned via email, and we shall all pretend to understand each other.
Next Meeting: Never