Meeting of the Uncoordinated

This meeting was called to discuss why we're still discussing the same things we've been discussing for weeks. The answer, it appears, is that nobody actually knows what they're talking about.

• Agenda Item 1: We need to talk about the thing that's been going on forever
• Agenda Item 2: We should probably talk about that thing that one guy did last week
• Agenda Item 3: Who ate the last donut?

Action Items:

• Someone should probably do something about that thing
• We should all just Google it and see what we can find
• We should have more donuts

Meeting adjourned. Sort of.

Subcommittee Minutes

• Committee of people who actually know what they're doing
• Committee of people who pretend to know but actually have no idea