Crisis Management: 09:02 - THE APOCALYPSE IS COMING

Current Status: Code Red (Literally)

We've reached the critical hour, folks! The coffee machine has broken down, the air conditioning's on the fritz, and someone's been using our copier as a personal humidifier.

As the situation continues to spiral out of control, our team is scrambling to find a solution.

Key players: Alpha Team: The Brave, Bravo Team: The Brainy Ones, Charlie Team: The Chancers

Subplots: Coffee Machine Standoff, Air Conditioning Fiasco, Humidifier-gate

Emergency Meeting Schedule:

10:00 - Alpha Team Meeting (The Brave)
10:30 - Bravo Team Meeting (The Brainy Ones)
11:00 - Charlie Team Meeting (The Chancers)
11:30 - Crisis Management Team Meeting (The Overlords)