Minute-by-Minute Breakdown of the Apocalypse

09:04:42 - The Sirens Go Silent

Our top team of expert crisis managers are on the scene, ready to handle the impending doom.

The clock is ticking, the coffee is cold, and the snacks are dwindling. We must act fast.

Next: 09:05 - The Elevator Pitch

Current Situation:

We have:

• 1 minute to save humanity
• 1 cup of coffee
• 1 slightly used donut

Available Resources:

• Expertise (self-assigned)
• Whiteboard (partially functional)
• Internet connection (slowed to 56k)