Minute-by-Minute Breakdown of the Entire Meeting: 09:05

09:00 Everyone shows up, looks at their shoes 09:02 Someone mentions the cat 09:03 The meeting's objective is still unclear 09:04 Someone pulls out a whiteboard marker 09:05 Someone else starts making small talk 09:06 The meeting's objective is still unclear, but someone's coffee is getting warm 09:07 Someone starts to get a bit restless 09:08 Someone pulls out a laptop and pretends to take notes 09:09 Someone mentions the weather 09:10 Everyone starts to get a bit hungry 09:11 Someone starts to make a list of things to do 09:12 Someone's phone starts to ring in a meeting 09:13 The meeting's objective is still unclear, but the snacks are getting better 09:14 Everyone gets a bit more engaged 09:15 Someone starts to make a presentation 09:16 Someone falls asleep 09:17 Someone else starts to make a joke 09:18 Everyone laughs 09:19 The meeting is almost over, but not quite 09:20 Everyone starts to gather up their things 09:21 Someone mentions the parking garage 09:22 Everyone starts to leave 09:23 The meeting is actually over 09:24 Everyone is gone, except for Bob who forgot his lunch