09:00:00 - The meeting began with a 30-minute delay, because someone couldn't find the conference room.
09:17:00 - After a hasty apology from the CEO, the team was treated to a PowerPoint presentation on "The Art of Crisis Management."
09:20:00 - A heated discussion broke out over the definition of a "crisis," with some arguing it's just a fancy word for "Monday morning."
09:30:00 - The team was treated to a series of trust-building exercises, including a group hug and a game of "Two Truths and a Lie."
09:45:00 - The meeting adjourned for a 15-minute break, during which everyone pretended to check their email, but really just scrolled through memes on their phone.
09:50:00 - Upon return, the team dived into a heated debate over the best way to rebrand the company: "Crisis Management Inc." or "Crisis Management Solutions, LLC."